I Survived Another Holiday Soiree Velveteen Plush Blanket | funny holiday blanket, party survival humor

$28.26

Size: 30" × 40"

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Snarky, readable text and a cozy illustration capture the holiday-party exhaustion vibe: a cheeky one-liner above a flushed, sweater-clad figure holding a drink with scattered ornaments and string lights. Clean, high-contrast lettering and classic holiday colors make the joke instantly legible from a distance while the plush velveteen surface keeps it soft against the skin. This blanket fits the “holiday party survival” trend with straightforward humor and retro-friendly type that resonates with introverts and anyone who prefers snack-driven socializing over small talk. Product features - Double needle topstitch on all seams - 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex options - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd², 300 g/m²) - Age restrictions: For adults; blank sourced from China; meets listed safety requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

Double needle topstitch on all seams

The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable

Polyester

This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

Age restrictions

For adults

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from China

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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